you are perfect and i love you
Anonymous

!!!!!!!!!!

I feel like I should tell you that for a long time I pronounced your url ah-nuhs-king because I didn't realize it was anus king and when I finally caught on I just sat there for a good 20 minutes feeling ashamed of myself for not realizing it. It was kinda hilarious
Anonymous

you can pronounce it however you like as long as you remember my love of anuses

Telling you a thing It's a sad thing I've recently realized I hate being best friends with my best friends, only because they're a couple. Like by themselves they're okay. But when they're together with me it sucks fucking ass.
Anonymous

hmm„ why do you not like them when they’re together are they one of those couples who are like “BOY WE SURE ARE TOGETHER. WOW. WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU WE ARE A COUPL E BRUH”

party

jerkidiot:

SPACE JAM 2 CONFIRMED

jerkidiot:

SPACE JAM 2 CONFIRMED

balaraika:

they are gfs

balaraika:

they are gfs

(Source: balaraika)

me: I'm so cute
me 15 mins later: I hate myself

Read the review here~✧

captain kirk believes in me and that’s all I need to get through the day


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(Source: a-riisa)

gaksdesigns:

Geometric watercolor-like tattoos by Russian based artist Sasha Unisex 

shotarokaneda:

FUCK my friend hooked up with this girl and she’s like a mild weeb or whatever but she fucking called him oniichan in bed i’m fucking howling

admiralspock:

i may be poor in money but i’m rich in star trek references

thecreepylittlegirl:

Vintage Sheer Pink Lingerie

(Source: girlpopjapan)